Nerd, goth, hippie, geek, feminist, however-you-like. just a bored girl in Jersey. If you don't know where Jersey is, get out of my country. But you can stay on my tumblr. All are welcome here. :) I like people to believe I'm a woodland sprite stuck in Suburbia, but I'm still trying to convince them I exist in the first place.
OH
SNAP
GIRL
volstagg: do you have the next size up
loki: you could try sears
“Volstagg, I do not hate thee because thou art fat. Thou art fat because I hate thee.”
i need this on my dash again
GUUUUUUUUUUUURL.
#wow loki you sassy BITCH
the sassiest of all God
(via roxxie-kun)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via roxxie-kun)
Tom Hiddleston won Man of The Year at the GLAMOUR’s Women Of The Year Awards. An appropriate title. Aaah, what a good day and age we live in.
And apparently Jedi Padawan learner
Yo Tom, I’m really glad for you, and I’mma let you finish, but, um, I am slightly perplexed as to why they have a Man of the Year award at the Women of the Year Awards.
(via roxxie-kun)
“Penguins…. yeah.”
Darth Maul
In Other Media
Darth Maul appears in a Brisk commercial, fighting Yoda to support The Phantom Menace in 3D. He claims to have been at a wild party the night before, which causes his lightsaber tomalfunction. He crashes into a Brisk vending machine, jumps up, and yells, “Double saber delicious!” before getting crushed by the vending machine.
The Elric Brothers
- English: I love you
- Spanish: Te amo
- Italian: Ti amo
- Russian: Я люблю тебя
- German: Ich liebe dich
- French: Je t'aime
- Chinese: 我爱你
- Croatian: Volim te.
- Hungarian: Szeretlek
- Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
” I just saw the trailer for the Avengers and I now want to see it!”
I just got this text from my mother. My life is now complete.
*does a dance, falls over*
Everyone thinks my friend I always hang out with and I are some kind of couple. Isn’t a girl allowed to have someone she likes to spend her time with without having to be in love with them?
